nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

foulmilk:

kinda want to fuck
ing die

killbau:

horny for a meaningful relationship

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

amporca:

Trying on clothes is really hard when you hate yourself. Liking someone is really hard when you hate yourself. Eating is really hard when you hate yourself. Life is really hard when you hate yourself.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

asapscience:

The Glasswinged Butterfly. The pretty creature, who is a native of Mexico and South America, does not lack the tissues that make up a full wing, but rather the coloured scales that other butterflies have.
"Tell me where it hurts, she’d say. Stop howling. Just calm down and show me where.

But some people can’t tell where it hurts. They can’t calm down. They can’t ever stop howling."
Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin  (via thelostdeer)

pingpongwithpatrickcarney:

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

calm down there morrissey

mfjr:

Lorna’s Garden, Ireland, 2012 
by Robert Ellis

spooky-gloria-mott:

when you’re feeling really thirsty and u gotta stop yourselfimage