Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
kinda want to fuck
horny for a meaningful relationship
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
Trying on clothes is really hard when you hate yourself. Liking someone is really hard when you hate yourself. Eating is really hard when you hate yourself. Life is really hard when you hate yourself.
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
But some people can’t tell where it hurts. They can’t calm down. They can’t ever stop howling."
kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too
calm down there morrissey
when you’re feeling really thirsty and u gotta stop yourself